and i'm back ... either because a certain someone has be incessant (slight exaggeration) about me making an entry  or because my dad sent me an email that made me laugh outloud at my computer in solitude like an idiot (perhaps largely because i found it particularly funny that according to this me and misa are middle aged because we picked "frosted mini wheats" because it has lots of fiber ...  
... then again i do get thoroughly excited whenever i get a cereal toy )

so here it is:

>>GREAT TRUTHS
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>>   GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
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>>1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
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>>2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad , don't let her brush your hair.
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>>3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch
>>the  second person.
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>>4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato .
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>>5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
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>>6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 
         (i sneezed while shaving my eyebrows once ... also not a good idea)
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>>7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
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>>8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
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>>9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
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>>10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
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>>GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
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>>1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
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>>2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
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>>3) Families are like fudge ...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
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>>4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
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>>5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
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>>6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. 
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>>GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
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>>1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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>>2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
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>>3) When you fall down , you wonder what else you can do while you're down
>>there.
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>>4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
>>chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
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>>5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to
>>ask you the questions.
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>>6) Time may be a great healer , but it's a lousy beautician.
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>>7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone .
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>>THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
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>>1)  You believe in Santa Claus.
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>>2)  You don't believe in Santa Claus.
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>>3)  You are Santa Claus.
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>>4)  You look like Santa Claus.
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>>SUCCESS:
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>>At age  4  success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
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>>At age 12 success is . . . having friends .
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>>At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
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>>At age 20 success is . . . having a girlfriend that thinks you are really
>>good looking
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>>At age 35 success is . . . having money .
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>>At age 50 success is . . . having money .
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>>At age 60 success is . . . having a girlfriend that thinks you are really
>>good looking
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>>At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
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>>At age 75 success is . . . having friends .
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>>At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
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>>Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.
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>>Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way BUT never
>>forget to remember the blessings that come each day.

when i look at the picture on my wall

when i look at the calender

when check the time

when i ride the bus

when i climb the stairs

when i walk to my room

when i wake

when i lie down

when i sleep

when i brush my teeth

when i get dressed

when i put in my contacts

when i put on my glasses

when i put on my boots

when i make food

when i eat

when i'm hungry

always on my mind

i should rather count the times when i don't think of you

trying to be thoughtful on this page since thats the way it seems to have been going ...

made another site dedicated to my adventure away from home so my family and such can keep tabs on me ... check it out if u like http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=adjkintheuk

leave comments ... i'm miss familiar people

adjk is in the uk.  no internet in my room argh.  i miss my jay. 

ok i've decided i'm too tired from the journey over here to talk about it so take care and g nite.